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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:42 am 
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ring… ring… ring…
Marquez’s wife picks up the phone.


Marquez’s wife: “Hola… quién es este?”

Jinkee: “hello, this is Jinkee… wife of Manny.”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, Jinkee… así que lo que está arriba… ah..i mean what can I do for you?

Jinkee: “listen up my friend… we have things in common… much as I want Manny to retire as you’ve also that concern to your husband Juan. I’d realize that we’ve also to reconsider people’s insistence for it –they’re really clamoring for a fifth fight… this is really a big deal now! promoters, hbo’s, ppv’s are always ready and willing for it... -big income and revenues will be gone just like that… Why not persuade yourself to reconsider a fifth fight between Manny and Juan amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, no-noh… no está en mi mente... I’ve got a firm decisionez eh… listen up carefully amiga, much as I want it for my husband’s health, it’s also for our relaciónez eh… esto es very importantez amiga.”

Jinkee: “why?... how?... ah.. I mean what’s wrong with it amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “porque… I am noticing that Juan’s “kuwan” and balls are greatly shrinking each time he fights lately!... i dunno the exacto de razones eh… but it’s better for him to stop boxing before it gets totally shrink to the fullest… espero que entiendez amiga...”

Jinkee: “(eyes rolling…)" didn’t able to utter a single word for a moment… "ok bye, amiga…”

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:51 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:52 am 
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Blazing Speed wrote:
ring… ring… ring…
Marquez’s wife picks up the phone.


Marquez’s wife: “Hola… quién es este?”

Jinkee: “hello, this is Jinkee… wife of Manny.”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, Jinkee… así que lo que está arriba… ah..i mean what can I do for you?

Jinkee: “listen up my friend… we have things in common… much as I want Manny to retire as you’ve also that concern to your husband Juan. I’d realize that we’ve also to reconsider people’s insistence for it –they’re really clamoring for a fifth fight… this is really a big deal now! promoters, hbo’s, ppv’s are always ready and willing for it... -big income and revenues will be gone just like that… Why not persuade yourself to reconsider a fifth fight between Manny and Juan amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, no-noh… no está en mi mente... I’ve got a firm decisionez eh… listen up carefully amiga, much as I want it for my husband’s health, it’s also for our relaciónez eh… esto es very importantez amiga.”

Jinkee: “why?... how?... ah.. I mean what’s wrong with it amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “porque… I am noticing that Juan’s “kuwan” and balls are greatly shrinking each time he fights lately!... i dunno the exacto de razones eh… but it’s better for him to stop boxing before it gets totally shrink to the fullest… espero que entiendez amiga...”

Jinkee: “(eyes rolling…)" didn’t able to utter a single word for a moment… "ok bye, amiga…”



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Jinkee: how much is Louis Bitton bag there in Mexico Amiga? Cuantos cuenta? pabili ng ako mare!

Marquez Wife: what, I rather go to green hills and buy it there!

Jinkee: lol.. Mare that is fake bag in green hills, not real!

Marquez Wife: no it's okay, I'm giving it to Angel Heredia, he likes the fake ones raw, yung
Hindi halata, and will pass airport checks!

Whaaaa!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:00 am 
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^^ Eh kaya pala mura yung bag dahil peke......Louis Bitton?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:00 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:00 am 
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:shock: ... :snoring: :snoring: :snoring:

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:14 am 
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hahahahah!....


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:22 am 
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Jinkee: "I know what you mean."

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:55 am 
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handsomepinoy1 wrote:
Blazing Speed wrote:
ring… ring… ring…
Marquez’s wife picks up the phone.


Marquez’s wife: “Hola… quién es este?”

Jinkee: “hello, this is Jinkee… wife of Manny.”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, Jinkee… así que lo que está arriba… ah..i mean what can I do for you?

Jinkee: “listen up my friend… we have things in common… much as I want Manny to retire as you’ve also that concern to your husband Juan. I’d realize that we’ve also to reconsider people’s insistence for it –they’re really clamoring for a fifth fight… this is really a big deal now! promoters, hbo’s, ppv’s are always ready and willing for it... -big income and revenues will be gone just like that… Why not persuade yourself to reconsider a fifth fight between Manny and Juan amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, no-noh… no está en mi mente... I’ve got a firm decisionez eh… listen up carefully amiga, much as I want it for my husband’s health, it’s also for our relaciónez eh… esto es very importantez amiga.”

Jinkee: “why?... how?... ah.. I mean what’s wrong with it amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “porque… I am noticing that Juan’s “kuwan” and balls are greatly shrinking each time he fights lately!... i dunno the exacto de razones eh… but it’s better for him to stop boxing before it gets totally shrink to the fullest… espero que entiendez amiga...”

Jinkee: “(eyes rolling…)" didn’t able to utter a single word for a moment… "ok bye, amiga…”



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You deleted other parts of their conversation.
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Jinkee: how much is Louis Bitton bag there in Mexico Amiga? Cuantos cuenta? pabili ng ako mare!

Marquez Wife: what, I rather go to green hills and buy it there!

Jinkee: lol.. Mare that is fake bag in green hills, not real!

Marquez Wife: no it's okay, I'm giving it to Angel Heredia, he likes the fake ones raw, yung
Hindi halata, and will pass airport checks!

Whaaaa!


lol!!! pwede....

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:24 am 
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TS, You have been wiretapping a lot of conversations these past few days. Do you have any wiretapped PNoy conversations with his new girl friend? :biglaugh:

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:33 am 
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any aling dionisia and mayweather sr. conversation? :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:41 am 
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im waiting for the white man to lock and warn about non sense thread hahaha


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:55 pm 
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Blazing Speed wrote:
ring… ring… ring…
Marquez’s wife picks up the phone.


Marquez’s wife: “Hola… quién es este?”

Jinkee: “hello, this is Jinkee… wife of Manny.”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, Jinkee… así que lo que está arriba… ah..i mean what can I do for you?

Jinkee: “listen up my friend… we have things in common… much as I want Manny to retire as you’ve also that concern to your husband Juan. I’d realize that we’ve also to reconsider people’s insistence for it –they’re really clamoring for a fifth fight… this is really a big deal now! promoters, hbo’s, ppv’s are always ready and willing for it... -big income and revenues will be gone just like that… Why not persuade yourself to reconsider a fifth fight between Manny and Juan amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, no-noh… no está en mi mente... I’ve got a firm decisionez eh… listen up carefully amiga, much as I want it for my husband’s health, it’s also for our relaciónez eh… esto es very importantez amiga.”

Jinkee: “why?... how?... ah.. I mean what’s wrong with it amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “porque… I am noticing that Juan’s “kuwan” and balls are greatly shrinking each time he fights lately!... i dunno the exacto de razones eh… but it’s better for him to stop boxing before it gets totally shrink to the fullest… espero que entiendez amiga...”

Jinkee: “(eyes rolling…)" didn’t able to utter a single word for a moment… "ok bye, amiga…”



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:09 pm 
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KaPUSA wrote:
TS, You have been wiretapping a lot of conversations these past few days. Do you have any wiretapped PNoy conversations with his new girl friend? :biglaugh:


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Oo meron bagong wiretap, pero Kay Pinoy and Nonito, when they met in Malacanang
Very Recently.
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Pnoy - Ang galing mo, you made us proud

Nonito - thank you sir

PNoy. - my favorite part is when we answered well the question

Nonito. - ah, yung sa ring side after the fight or yung Q&A sa post fight conference?

Pony. - Hindi, noong tinanong Tayo in Nigel Barker about english

Nonito - sir, ibang contest yata yun, miss universe contest yun!

Pnoy. - oo nga, Hindi mo ba Kasama is Miss. Janine? Ang sexy ng legs Niya! Grabe!
Teka, Hindi ba ikaw yung nag make up sa kanya doon?

Whaaaaaaa!

PNoy and Janine? Bagay ba sila?

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