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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:15 pm 
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Title: Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez

Choppy: porky napanood mo ba yung huling laban ni Manny?
Porky: ah yung kay Marquez ba yun? Oo talo nga sya eh sayang!.
Choppy: Oo malas nga eh, pero alam mo ba na dapat 2 rounds pa lamang ay napatulog nya na si Marquez?
Porky: oh talaga? eh anong nangyari?
Choppy: ganito yun, habang nagpopormahan ang dalawa, may isang pilipinong nakaupo sa may ringside, aba'y sigaw ba naman ng sigaw.
Porky: eh anong sinisigaw?
Choppy: Patulugin mo na yan patulugin mo na yan!
Porky: aba ayos ha! oh anong ginawa ni manny?
Choppy: tinignan lang ni manny, tapos maya maya sumigaw na naman yung pinoy, patulugin mo na yan patulugin mo na yan!
Porky: Aba makulit ha!
Choppy: Oo pero tinignan na lang ulit ni manny pero parang naasar na din si Manny eh, maya maya sumigaw na naman yung pinoy at mas nilakasan pa, patulugin mo na yan manny patulugin mo na yan!
Porky: oh ano sabi ni manny?
Choppy: PISTINGYAWA PAANO MATUTULOG TO ANG INGAY MO!!

Manny Pacquiao you're still the People's Champ!!

Sorry Mods, just want to cheer my Paclander brothers!


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:26 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:30 pm 
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:lol: :lol: Oldie, but goodie!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:31 pm 
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Funny :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:53 pm 
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NAKAKAALIS NG TRAUMA

SA PAGKATALO NI IDOL PAC, BRO

ANG PATAWA MO!

TY! :wink:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:55 pm 
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good job TS.
nabawasan mo lungkot ko kahit kunti.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:03 pm 
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got a hearty laugh with it... :D :lol:
salamat.


for more fun, try reading this also:
http://forum.philboxing.com/viewtopic.php?f=113&t=230749&p=5413006#p5413006

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:07 pm 
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Hahaha!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the share.. I need a laugh.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:30 pm 
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Toink! :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:54 pm 
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Nice joke bro...here's mine... :D

Mrs. Dionesia said in an interview that her son Manny Pacquiao has not been getting enough sleep
because of the born again PESTors (pastors) that are always swarming at her sons mansion to do
bible studies starting late at nigh unitl early morning.

Even at the wild card gym in Hollywood, Ca. these Pastors can be seen swarming around
Manny Pacquiao disturbing his training and depriving him of the much needed sleep and rest.
It was reported that the night before the fight itself, Pacquiao did not get enough sleep
because these Pestors succeeded in convincing Pacquiao to do bible studies.

On the day of the fight.
Having been deprived of sleep because of spending so many sleepless nights doing bible studies.
Sure enough, Manny Pacquiao was so tired and sleepy inside the ring while fighting Marquez.
So, Manny Pacquiao decided to sleep on the canvas and defer to continue fighting Marquez.

The jokes has it that Manny Pacquiao was not really hit that hard by Marquez
and that Pacquiao was still capable of standing up and conitnue fighting.
But Pacquiao was just too sleepy and tired from so many sleepless nights with PESTors
that's why Manny Pacquiao just decided to sleep in the ring... :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:24 am 
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Manny: "PISTINGYAWA PAANO MATUTULOG TO ANG INGAY MO!!"

Makulit: "Patulugin mo na yan patulugin mo na yan"

Manny: "Uhhh, 'nung nangyari?"

Makulit: "Tapos na laban" :snoring:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:34 am 
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Hopefully that Pinoy won't be there for the 5th fight! lol! :shock: :lol: :beeh:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:40 am 
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[flash=][/flash]
Schizoe68 wrote:
Hopefully that Pinoy won't be there for the 5th fight! lol! :shock: :lol: :beeh:


LOL... yah, mahihirapan syang patulugin si Marquez! :D :(
eh, pero wag naman sana sya ang makatulog ulit :(

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