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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:19 pm 
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Blazing Speed wrote:
ring… ring… ring…
Marquez’s wife picks up the phone.

Marquez’s wife: “Hola… quién es este?”

Jinkee: “hello, this is Jinkee… wife of Manny.”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, Jinkee… así que lo que está arriba… ah..i mean what can I do for you?

Jinkee: “listen up my friend… we have things in common… much as I want Manny to retire as you’ve also that concern to your husband Juan. I’d realize that we’ve also to reconsider people’s insistence for it –they’re really clamoring for a fifth fight… this is really a big deal now! promoters, hbo’s, ppv’s are always ready and willing for it... -big income and revenues will be gone just like that… Why not persuade yourself to reconsider a fifth fight between Manny and Juan amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “oh, no-noh… no está en mi mente... I’ve got a firm decisionez eh… listen up carefully amiga, much as I want it for my husband’s health, it’s also for our relaciónez eh… esto es very importantez amiga.”

Jinkee: “why?... how?... ah.. I mean what’s wrong with it amiga?”

Marquez’s wife: “porque… I am noticing that Juan’s “kuwan” and balls are greatly shrinking each time he fights lately!... i dunno the exacto de razones eh… but it’s better for him to stop boxing before it gets totally shrink to the fullest… espero que entiendez amiga...”

Jinkee: “(eyes rolling…)" didn’t able to utter a single word for a moment… "ok bye, amiga…”

WOW!This Pacland is full of clowns! It's beginning to look a lot like a circus. SMH!
:chainsaw: :sledgehammer:

"To see a man beaten not by a better opponent but by himself is a tragedy."
—Cus D'Amato

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:21 pm 
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What a conversation... :lol: :biglaugh:

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- Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
- Defense wins games. Excellent defense wins championships.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:16 am 
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Merry Merry Christmas Paclanders!

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"The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang."
"A lie has speed, but truth has endurance."
"If one day speed kills me, don't cry, because I was smiling."

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