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Author:  edap [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

Rising idiocy rates make another Marcos presidency possible, says loyalist

Hot Manila - by Alan Robles
Posted at 07/04/2014 7:25 PM | Updated as of 07/04/2014 7:29 PM
Philippine national amnesia and idiocy rates have at last reached the point where another Marcos presidency is possible, a slimy loyalist announced yesterday.


"It's finally happened, imbecility has reached critical mass - and a Marcos presidency is a go", exulted Crawl Parole, low-level loyalist, part-time grocery bagger and amateur bodybuilder.

In an online interview attended by this reporter and dozens of Parole's fake sockpuppet identities, the loyalist said: "We are so thrilled - national IQ is down, amnesia is up, and just as important, our country is once again rich enough to be plundered in the thorough way that only a Marcos can plunder. YES!"

Loyalist Parole said these considerations lay behind the announcement this week that Ferdinand Marcos Junior will run for the presidency in 2016.

The late Ferdinand Marcos senior ruled as a brutal dictator from 1972 to 1986, when a people power uprising chased him and his family out of the country. His one-man rule murdered thousands of innocent people, and detained and tortured tens of thousands more. Ruling by decree, the dictator smashed constitutional freedoms, ruined the economy and corrupted national institutions. The Marcos family is believed to have stolen at least 10 billion dollars, loot which remains stashed abroad.

"Tell me," Parole asked, "do you remember the looting? The plunder? The human rights violations? The lying? You don't? EXCELLENT."

After Marcos Senior died, the family was allowed back to the country and several members, including renowned shoe addict and popular Jabba the Hutt impersonator Imelda Marcos, were elected into high public office.

But, Parole stressed, nothing beats getting the presidency.

"You think this pork barrel scandal is big stuff?" Parole asked. "Just wait 'til a Marcos gets elected - then you'll see what real lying, looting and plundering are. This is the family that patented election fraud, remember.

"We are looking forward to a brand new Gagong Lipunan."

He said the emergence of a Marcos as a presidential candidate was the result of hard work of supporters.

"We owe it all to years of work of a dedicated bunch of Marcos loyalists, their fake accounts, their non-stop lying...

"Excuse me while I shed a few reptilian tears," Parole sniffed.

He explained that now, "we loyalists are busy brainstorming campaign slogans.

"How does this one sound? This Country Can Be Raped Again."

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napulot ko na naman sa facebook ng bbm for president movement. :biglaugh:


tagisang dr vs pinoy### na. :lol:

Author:  JABEZJ [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

Gusto pala ni BBM makipag ayos sa pamilya Aquino...
Bakit kaya? political ambition?

Author:  Butcher [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

kamiyaw wrote:
Butcher wrote:
hindi lang naman ikaw ang nakaranas ng Martial law, mang Robert.
kami man, naranasana nag curfew.
ang kakaiba lang, kapag nakakainterview kami ng mga matatanda,
mas ok sa karamihan sa kanila yun time ni apo.
mas maalwan daw ang buhay nun.
hindi naman mga crony ang nakakausap ko,
mga ordinaryong tao lang din naman





they took away his youth nga daw. :lol:

pasaway siguro etong si don robert kaya nasampolan ng nag-iimplement ng curfew.

:biglaugh:


parang ibang sampol ang ibig mong sabihin dyan tol a.
ibang 'youth' yata yung nakuha ke mang R e.
:lol:

Author:  don robert [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

Butcher wrote:
hindi lang naman ikaw ang nakaranas ng Martial law, mang Robert.
kami man, naranasana nag curfew.
ang kakaiba lang, kapag nakakainterview kami ng mga matatanda,
mas ok sa karamihan sa kanila yun time ni apo.
mas maalwan daw ang buhay nun.
hindi naman mga crony ang nakakausap ko,
mga ordinaryong tao lang din naman


"mas maalwan daw ang buhay nun".

well, there it is.

Author:  don robert [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

kamiyaw wrote:
Butcher wrote:
hindi lang naman ikaw ang nakaranas ng Martial law, mang Robert.
kami man, naranasana nag curfew.
ang kakaiba lang, kapag nakakainterview kami ng mga matatanda,
mas ok sa karamihan sa kanila yun time ni apo.
mas maalwan daw ang buhay nun.
hindi naman mga crony ang nakakausap ko,
mga ordinaryong tao lang din naman





they took away his youth nga daw. :lol:

pasaway siguro etong si don robert kaya nasampolan ng nag-iimplement ng curfew.

:biglaugh:



pasaway ang tawag dun sa mga kalaban ni Marcos.

ok ba? :biglaugh:

Author:  don robert [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

Butcher wrote:
kamiyaw wrote:
Butcher wrote:
hindi lang naman ikaw ang nakaranas ng Martial law, mang Robert.
kami man, naranasana nag curfew.
ang kakaiba lang, kapag nakakainterview kami ng mga matatanda,
mas ok sa karamihan sa kanila yun time ni apo.
mas maalwan daw ang buhay nun.
hindi naman mga crony ang nakakausap ko,
mga ordinaryong tao lang din naman





they took away his youth nga daw. :lol:

pasaway siguro etong si don robert kaya nasampolan ng nag-iimplement ng curfew.

:biglaugh:


parang ibang sampol ang ibig mong sabihin dyan tol a.
ibang 'youth' yata yung nakuha ke mang R e.
:lol:



comedy bar pala dito. :lol:

Author:  lytbendah [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

Go lang ng Go Marcos.

magiging tiger ulit ang pinas pag nanalo si Marcos.

YES!!!!

Author:  don robert [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

edap wrote:
Rising idiocy rates make another Marcos presidency possible, says loyalist

Hot Manila - by Alan Robles
Posted at 07/04/2014 7:25 PM | Updated as of 07/04/2014 7:29 PM
Philippine national amnesia and idiocy rates have at last reached the point where another Marcos presidency is possible, a slimy loyalist announced yesterday.


"We are looking forward to a brand new Gagong Lipunan."

He explained that now, "we loyalists are busy brainstorming campaign slogans.

"How does this one sound? This Country Can Be Raped Again."

........................................

napulot ko na naman sa facebook ng bbm for president movement. :biglaugh:


tagisang dr vs pinoy### na. :lol:



sigurado mga iyan. pag si BBM mamuno ulit, Gagong Lipunan na talaga pinas.

Author:  kamiyaw [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

Butcher wrote:
kamiyaw wrote:
Butcher wrote:
hindi lang naman ikaw ang nakaranas ng Martial law, mang Robert.
kami man, naranasana nag curfew.
ang kakaiba lang, kapag nakakainterview kami ng mga matatanda,
mas ok sa karamihan sa kanila yun time ni apo.
mas maalwan daw ang buhay nun.
hindi naman mga crony ang nakakausap ko,
mga ordinaryong tao lang din naman





they took away his youth nga daw. :lol:

pasaway siguro etong si don robert kaya nasampolan ng nag-iimplement ng curfew.

:biglaugh:


parang ibang sampol ang ibig mong sabihin dyan tol a.
ibang 'youth' yata yung nakuha ke mang R e.
:lol:




:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  dan44 [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

Bakit maraming takot kay BBM ? :shock:

ibig sabihin niyan possibling manalo si BBM :biglaugh: :biglaugh:



bakit hinde pabayaan na lang tumakbo...alam naman na maraming taong galit ka Marcos ..manalo pa kaya ito ??? :lol:

Author:  tour_jack [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 7:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

wala kay gibo yang bbm mo dannyboy

Author:  AnTararatan [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 7:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

dan44 wrote:
Bakit maraming takot kay BBM ? :shock:

ibig sabihin niyan possibling manalo si BBM :biglaugh: :biglaugh:



bakit hinde pabayaan na lang tumakbo...alam naman na maraming taong galit ka Marcos ..manalo pa kaya ito ??? :lol:



Without the sarcasm, maingay lang ang mga galit pero statistically, hindi napapatunayang madami.

Parang yung mga militanteng nagrarally kontra gobyerno na sala sa init , sala sa lamig... Pg nakapikit ka parang madami, pero sa totoo lang ay mangilan ngilan lang na nagkalat na parang tae. :lol:

Author:  edap [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

Image

senators:
1. martin romualdez
2. kit tatad
3. oliver lozano
4. neri colmenares
5. renato reyes
6. jimmy napoles
7.
8.
9.
10.
11
12.

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:biglaugh:

Author:  tour_jack [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

edap wrote:
Image

senators:
1. martin romualdez
2. kit tatad
3. oliver lozano
4. neri colmenares
5. renato reyes
6. jimmy napoles
7.
8.
9.
10.
11
12.

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:biglaugh:







sariling mga perma nila peneke pa nila yun pa kayang sa iba :lol:

Author:  edap [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBM for president

dami pang bakante sa listahan ng mga senador. :biglaugh:

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