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The joke that fell flat on his face. Wala yatang tumawa rito. :biglaugh:


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Paano ho ba natin uumpisahan ito? With your permission, Butch: Si Butch ho kasi, campaign manager ko in two occasions already. And ‘yung kanyang marketing ploy po … para mapakita sa inyo kung gaano ka-creative iyong ating kalihim: Sabi niya kailangang pagusapan ho. Eh wala naman ho kaming pondo. Alam niyo, simula noong napasok ako sa gubyerno, ang litanya ho sa akin, “walang pera.” Ngayon nalang po na Secretary si Butch Abad, ‘pag natanong ko, “Butch, may pera ba tayo?” Mayroon. Basta sinabi niya, mayroon tayo niyan. Aba, iba nga talaga tono ngayon. So noong araw noong tayo’y nasa oposisyon at walang pera, nagisip siya ng paraan, paano ba ako ipakikilala sa taumbayan? So ang ginawa po niya, mayroon pong isang sikat na artistang mangangawit, at awa ng Diyos po ay naging laman kami ng mga ilang tabloid at diyaryo na hindi bababa ng walong buwan. Ako po’y nagtataka, dahil minsan ko lang ho nakilala sa buong buhay ko itong itinutukoy na singer, ay kinalabasan lahat raw ho ng concert pinanood ko, parang nagkakaigihan kami. Basta, walong buwan ho tumatakbo iyan, at ako’y nagtataka na talaga, paano pahahabain ang istorya na walang laman? At noong natapos po—hindi pa ho ako tumatakbo noong panahon na iyon—natuklasan ko kung paano ‘yung pamamaraan. ‘Di umano’y, at wala po akong kinalaman doon, nagpapadala ng bulaklak ang mga … kaibigan nalang … ni Secretary Abad doon sa babaeng kinaukulan. At tinanggap naman po. At kada bigay niya ng bulaklak, dagdag nanaman ng istorya doon sa aming paguugnayan na hindi naman po nangyari talaga. Sabi ko, “Butch, ang galing mo gumawa ng fiction, dapat naging manunulat ka nalang.”

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Anak ng tokwang presidenteng ito? Maipagmamalaki mo ba ito, Dongky Robert? :biglaugh:
Ipinagmalaki pa sa speech niya ang kasinungalingan ginawa ng kanyang kaibigan. :biglaugh:

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:18 am 
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hinde kaya nabasted lng kaya ayan ang palusot? :lol:
sino ngaplang singer yan?

teka, hinde ko yata icacategorize na creativeness yang ginawa ni abad ah...showbiz reporter pwede


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:21 am 
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hinde kaya nabasted lng kaya ayan ang palusot? :lol:
sino ngaplang singer yan?

teka, hinde ko yata icacategorize na creativeness yang ginawa ni abad ah...showbiz reporter pwede


Baka si Imelda Papin? :biglaugh:

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:26 am 
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Parang di natawa yung mga former Budget Secretaries.
Para bagang di seryoso sa trabaho itong presidenteng ito. :biglaugh:

"yan na nga ang sinasabi ko e.....

FICTION lang ang Daang Matuwid ni Abnoynoy!
kawawa naman yung mga pinangakuan niya...
kawawang Pilipinas! :lol: :lol: :lol:" --- comment

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:28 am 
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Mullato wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T4jlI1AR00

The joke that fell flat on his face. Wala yatang tumawa rito. :biglaugh:


Excerpt from that speech:

Paano ho ba natin uumpisahan ito? With your permission, Butch: Si Butch ho kasi, campaign manager ko in two occasions already. And ‘yung kanyang marketing ploy po … para mapakita sa inyo kung gaano ka-creative iyong ating kalihim: Sabi niya kailangang pagusapan ho. Eh wala naman ho kaming pondo. Alam niyo, simula noong napasok ako sa gubyerno, ang litanya ho sa akin, “walang pera.” Ngayon nalang po na Secretary si Butch Abad, ‘pag natanong ko, “Butch, may pera ba tayo?” Mayroon. Basta sinabi niya, mayroon tayo niyan. Aba, iba nga talaga tono ngayon. So noong araw noong tayo’y nasa oposisyon at walang pera, nagisip siya ng paraan, paano ba ako ipakikilala sa taumbayan? So ang ginawa po niya, mayroon pong isang sikat na artistang mangangawit, at awa ng Diyos po ay naging laman kami ng mga ilang tabloid at diyaryo na hindi bababa ng walong buwan. Ako po’y nagtataka, dahil minsan ko lang ho nakilala sa buong buhay ko itong itinutukoy na singer, ay kinalabasan lahat raw ho ng concert pinanood ko, parang nagkakaigihan kami. Basta, walong buwan ho tumatakbo iyan, at ako’y nagtataka na talaga, paano pahahabain ang istorya na walang laman? At noong natapos po—hindi pa ho ako tumatakbo noong panahon na iyon—natuklasan ko kung paano ‘yung pamamaraan. ‘Di umano’y, at wala po akong kinalaman doon, nagpapadala ng bulaklak ang mga … kaibigan nalang … ni Secretary Abad doon sa babaeng kinaukulan. At tinanggap naman po. At kada bigay niya ng bulaklak, dagdag nanaman ng istorya doon sa aming paguugnayan na hindi naman po nangyari talaga. Sabi ko, “Butch, ang galing mo gumawa ng fiction, dapat naging manunulat ka nalang.”

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Anak ng tokwang presidenteng ito? Maipagmamalaki mo ba ito, Dongky Robert? :biglaugh:
Ipinagmalaki pa sa speech niya ang kasinungalingan ginawa ng kanyang kaibigan. :biglaugh:





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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:52 am 
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gorio20/20 wrote:
Mullato wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T4jlI1AR00

The joke that fell flat on his face. Wala yatang tumawa rito. :biglaugh:


Excerpt from that speech:

Paano ho ba natin uumpisahan ito? With your permission, Butch: Si Butch ho kasi, campaign manager ko in two occasions already. And ‘yung kanyang marketing ploy po … para mapakita sa inyo kung gaano ka-creative iyong ating kalihim: Sabi niya kailangang pagusapan ho. Eh wala naman ho kaming pondo. Alam niyo, simula noong napasok ako sa gubyerno, ang litanya ho sa akin, “walang pera.” Ngayon nalang po na Secretary si Butch Abad, ‘pag natanong ko, “Butch, may pera ba tayo?” Mayroon. Basta sinabi niya, mayroon tayo niyan. Aba, iba nga talaga tono ngayon. So noong araw noong tayo’y nasa oposisyon at walang pera, nagisip siya ng paraan, paano ba ako ipakikilala sa taumbayan? So ang ginawa po niya, mayroon pong isang sikat na artistang mangangawit, at awa ng Diyos po ay naging laman kami ng mga ilang tabloid at diyaryo na hindi bababa ng walong buwan. Ako po’y nagtataka, dahil minsan ko lang ho nakilala sa buong buhay ko itong itinutukoy na singer, ay kinalabasan lahat raw ho ng concert pinanood ko, parang nagkakaigihan kami. Basta, walong buwan ho tumatakbo iyan, at ako’y nagtataka na talaga, paano pahahabain ang istorya na walang laman? At noong natapos po—hindi pa ho ako tumatakbo noong panahon na iyon—natuklasan ko kung paano ‘yung pamamaraan. ‘Di umano’y, at wala po akong kinalaman doon, nagpapadala ng bulaklak ang mga … kaibigan nalang … ni Secretary Abad doon sa babaeng kinaukulan. At tinanggap naman po. At kada bigay niya ng bulaklak, dagdag nanaman ng istorya doon sa aming paguugnayan na hindi naman po nangyari talaga. Sabi ko, “Butch, ang galing mo gumawa ng fiction, dapat naging manunulat ka nalang.”

----------------------------------------------
Anak ng tokwang presidenteng ito? Maipagmamalaki mo ba ito, Dongky Robert? :biglaugh:
Ipinagmalaki pa sa speech niya ang kasinungalingan ginawa ng kanyang kaibigan. :biglaugh:





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BWAHAHAHAHA + BWAHAHHAHA - BWAHAHHAH = BWAHAHAHAHAHH


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Tinatawanan mo ba ang joke ng presidente mo, Mang Gorio? :biglaugh: Sige tawa, baka sakaling may bonus ka. :biglaugh:

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:11 am 
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Mullato wrote:
gorio20/20 wrote:
Mullato wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T4jlI1AR00

The joke that fell flat on his face. Wala yatang tumawa rito. :biglaugh:


Excerpt from that speech:

Paano ho ba natin uumpisahan ito? With your permission, Butch: Si Butch ho kasi, campaign manager ko in two occasions already. And ‘yung kanyang marketing ploy po … para mapakita sa inyo kung gaano ka-creative iyong ating kalihim: Sabi niya kailangang pagusapan ho. Eh wala naman ho kaming pondo. Alam niyo, simula noong napasok ako sa gubyerno, ang litanya ho sa akin, “walang pera.” Ngayon nalang po na Secretary si Butch Abad, ‘pag natanong ko, “Butch, may pera ba tayo?” Mayroon. Basta sinabi niya, mayroon tayo niyan. Aba, iba nga talaga tono ngayon. So noong araw noong tayo’y nasa oposisyon at walang pera, nagisip siya ng paraan, paano ba ako ipakikilala sa taumbayan? So ang ginawa po niya, mayroon pong isang sikat na artistang mangangawit, at awa ng Diyos po ay naging laman kami ng mga ilang tabloid at diyaryo na hindi bababa ng walong buwan. Ako po’y nagtataka, dahil minsan ko lang ho nakilala sa buong buhay ko itong itinutukoy na singer, ay kinalabasan lahat raw ho ng concert pinanood ko, parang nagkakaigihan kami. Basta, walong buwan ho tumatakbo iyan, at ako’y nagtataka na talaga, paano pahahabain ang istorya na walang laman? At noong natapos po—hindi pa ho ako tumatakbo noong panahon na iyon—natuklasan ko kung paano ‘yung pamamaraan. ‘Di umano’y, at wala po akong kinalaman doon, nagpapadala ng bulaklak ang mga … kaibigan nalang … ni Secretary Abad doon sa babaeng kinaukulan. At tinanggap naman po. At kada bigay niya ng bulaklak, dagdag nanaman ng istorya doon sa aming paguugnayan na hindi naman po nangyari talaga. Sabi ko, “Butch, ang galing mo gumawa ng fiction, dapat naging manunulat ka nalang.”

----------------------------------------------
Anak ng tokwang presidenteng ito? Maipagmamalaki mo ba ito, Dongky Robert? :biglaugh:
Ipinagmalaki pa sa speech niya ang kasinungalingan ginawa ng kanyang kaibigan. :biglaugh:





AKO PA LANG ANG TATAWA



BWAHAHAHAHA + BWAHAHHAHA - BWAHAHHAH = BWAHAHAHAHAHH


kuyog gang eto na... yooooohhhoooooooo
.
log-out na ako!!!! bwahahahahhha


Tinatawanan mo ba ang joke ng presidente mo, Mang Gorio? :biglaugh: Sige tawa, baka sakaling may bonus ka. :biglaugh:



hindi mo sya presidente???


uuyyyy si ate glue ang presidente mo ano...uyyyyyyyyy


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:25 am 
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Salamat, at pinaghirapang mo i transcribe ang speech ng ating Pangulo. Idol mo talaga si PNoy, Jobert, at nag aksaya ka ng panahon na gawin ito. :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:20 am 
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don robert wrote:
Salamat, at pinaghirapang mo i transcribe ang speech ng ating Pangulo. Idol mo talaga si PNoy, Jobert, at nag aksaya ka ng panahon na gawin ito. :lol:

Copy and paste lang yan, Miss Dingky. Anong kulay ng hair streak mo ngayon? :biglaugh:

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:54 am 
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king torni mullats TSAMBA... and King lando!!!
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And the 2000km market to farm road is a fiction, so with everything he says... sino kaya ang speechwriter niya? si abad, who love to write fiction? :biglaugh:


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:06 pm 
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Noynoy Admits His Reported Love Affair Is A Fiction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTVyo9NZ ... r_embedded
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Basta KUNG ANO na lang kasi masasabi dahil WALA TALAGANG MATINONG MASASABI kaya pati sarili niyang bugok kinikwento! VERY PRESIDENTRIAL :biglaugh:


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:09 pm 
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He knew this fiction for months and did nothing to belie it. that makes him an accomplice. why? because it served some purpose for him too. and raises the question of whether he is really honest. it also underlines the fact that the man he chose to handle the budget of the country is one crafty liar. but remember how this man had hidden 40% of the actual budget from congress, way back in the start of his boss' admin... but he got found out. that is the noy admin's brand of dishonesty for you.


Hayyy :biglaugh:


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:10 pm 
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Kaya lahat ng speeches at promises nia ay isang malaking joke lang :bounce1:


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:19 pm 
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it must be pnoys adlib.
but it should not be spoken in front of the public.
pang drinking session dapat yang mga estoryang ganyan.

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