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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:26 am 
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Ni Juan, nagkompisar:

Juan: Father pakawanennak ta nagtakaw nak idi kalman ti sanga sako a tsinelas
Father: Psst... tagtagarim anak.. (inyarasaas na ken ni Juan) adda size 8?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:42 am 
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Ni Juan napan nagbuya ti sine. Gimmatang ti ticket, sakbay nga sumrek inyawat na diay ticket na ken diay gwardya. Pinigis diay gwardya diay ticket na. Nagsubli manen a gimmatang ti ticket na, inyawat na ken diay gwardya ngem kas itay damu, pinigis na met lang. Nakudkud ni Juan ti ulo na. Nagsubli manen nga gimmatang ti ticket, ngem sakbay na nga inyawat ken diay gwardya, imbagana: Padasem pay nga pigisen ta ticket ko disnugen kan!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:14 am 
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Adu gayam ti nakakat-katawa nga pagkun-kuna ditoyen apo. :D :D


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:22 am 
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Junior: Inang, inpaw-it kadi ni tatang nga adda idiay Saudi dayta kuwintas mo?
Inang: Ay apo unayen barok, no ni met laeng tatang mo ti pangnamnamaem uray sika ngata awan pay ditoy lubong. :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:12 am 
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Inang Pining: Barok, ibagam kadayta asawam a pasussuenna dayta anakyo tapno tumanor
a napigsanto.

Pedro: Kasta kadi, inang. Isu met laeng a nakapigpigsa ni tatang ta inggana ita
agsussuso pay laeng. Nakitak nga agsussuso kenni manang Loida a kaduatayo...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:31 am 
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There was an Ilokano and an American stuck in an Island with only 1 can of sardinas...

It was full moon night and as they watch the moon...the American says "Look at the moon"...the Ilokano thought "Lokatamon"...so he opened the last can of sardines...a little while later, the American says "See the moon?" so the Ilocano ate all of the sardines because he thought he said "Sidamon" hehehe


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:04 am 
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Sicat wrote:
There was an Ilokano and an American stuck in an Island with only 1 can of sardinas...

It was full moon night and as they watch the moon...the American says "Look at the moon"...the Ilokano thought "Lokatamon"...so he opened the last can of sardines...a little while later, the American says "See the moon?" so the Ilocano ate all of the sardines because he thought he said "Sidamon" hehehe

...and, what did the american do after the filipino emptying the can... :D

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:16 pm 
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fidel wrote:
Inang Pining: Barok, ibagam kadayta asawam a pasussuenna dayta anakyo tapno tumanor
a napigsanto.

Pedro: Kasta kadi, inang. Isu met laeng a nakapigpigsa ni tatang ta inggana ita
agsussuso pay laeng. Nakitak nga agsussuso kenni manang Loida a kaduatayo...



:lol: :lol: Isu Gayam Napigsa Pay Ni Lakay! :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:58 am 
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fidel wrote:
Sicat wrote:
There was an Ilokano and an American stuck in an Island with only 1 can of sardinas...

It was full moon night and as they watch the moon...the American says "Look at the moon"...the Ilokano thought "Lokatamon"...so he opened the last can of sardines...a little while later, the American says "See the moon?" so the Ilocano ate all of the sardines because he thought he said "Sidamon" hehehe

...and, what did the american do after the filipino emptying the can... :D



eh, ay binatuCAN!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:52 pm 
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Naimbag nga malem yo amin ga naangaw :D


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:42 pm 
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mersey_side wrote:
Naimbag nga malem yo amin ga naangaw :D

...kastamet kadagiti managrabak... :D

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:58 pm 
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fidel wrote:
estudyante: prof, saan sa met atumutop ti grado a 5.0 (failing grade) kaniak
prof: ha! wen, saan a talaga a tumutop, ngem ania iti maaramidak ket dayta
ti kababan a grado a mabalinko a maited



Ni apong ko pinarti na tay baboy na ta diay apo na laeng ti nakaala ti gen ave. nga 5.00. Amin nga kaeskwela na panay nga 2.00 inggana ti 3.00, inuyaw na pay ida. :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:52 pm 
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mersey_side wrote:
fidel wrote:
estudyante: prof, saan sa met atumutop ti grado a 5.0 (failing grade) kaniak
prof: ha! wen, saan a talaga a tumutop, ngem ania iti maaramidak ket dayta
ti kababan a grado a mabalinko a maited



Ni apong ko pinarti na tay baboy na ta diay apo na laeng ti nakaala ti gen ave. nga 5.00. Amin nga kaeskwela na panay nga 2.00 inggana ti 3.00, inuyaw na pay ida. :lol:

...ay kasta! nakapimpiman a lakay ta maiyaw-awan uray tinga-aldaw... :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:45 pm 
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fidel wrote:
Inang Pining: Barok, ibagam kadayta asawam a pasussuenna dayta anakyo tapno tumanor
a napigsanto.

Pedro: Kasta kadi, inang. Isu met laeng a nakapigpigsa ni tatang ta inggana ita
agsussuso pay laeng. Nakitak nga agsussuso kenni manang Loida a kaduatayo...

mapakatawa me datoy,nangeg nak atoy boss ko nagkatawa maymaysa...patay ako... :banghead:


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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:47 pm 
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fidel wrote:
mersey_side wrote:
Naimbag nga malem yo amin ga naangaw :D

...kastamet kadagiti managrabak... :D

apay nagsardeng datoy nga forum ..mayat ket???hehe


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