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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:27 pm 
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Luma na ang Erap jokes......mas IN na ngayon ang Pakyaw jokes!!!

Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu anu magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin… “MANKY”......

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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di
lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga 'nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

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Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:28 pm 
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Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar sa Gen San?
Manny: Ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh... ang masasabi kulang diyan ay...
Reporter: Ano..?
Manny: Ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa Gen San pero wala masyado umo-Order .

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:29 pm 
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Sa Las Vegas
Waiter: May i take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:29 pm 
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You is!' 'you is! you is!', sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa
Amerika..Andito na ako sa 'you is!'

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Chavit: Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si First Gentleman, late
dumating.. ayun kadadaan lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny: I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st
GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:31 pm 
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to mods: this is not intended to ridicule pacman. parang noon din kay erap. sumikat ng husto dahil sa erap jokes at umabot pa sa malakanyang :D

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:21 pm 
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Romy Nabas wrote:
to mods: this is not intended to ridicule pacman. parang noon din kay erap. sumikat ng husto dahil sa erap jokes at umabot pa sa malakanyang :D



at sana wag na din umabot si manny sa malakanyang. :peace:


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:30 pm 
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Teddy Atlas: Manny, why do they call you Pacman ?
Pacquiao : Stuped ! Becus I'm a man,Ef I'm a woman, Thi'll call me Pacwoman !

Floyd Jr. : Manny, why don't you agree to my 14 day blood test demand ?
Pacquiao : Stuped ! That's my menstruation peiod !

Pacfan : Manny,bakit parang takot sa yo si Mayweather Jr.?
Pacquiao : Kasi may dala akong panghilod .

Bobby Pacquiao : Utol, ako na lang kaya lumaban kay Floyd.
Manny : Anu ? Wala namang bayag yun !

Oscar De La Hoya : Hu ! hu ! hu ! Why did you battered me like this ?
Manny : Stuped ! It's better than removing your fishnets !

Bob Arum : ( translation in pilipino ) Manny, sa Dallas tayo lalaban, ha ?
Manny : Anu....? Ang Dallas Dallas mo na nga akong lokohin eh !

Cotto : ( trans.in pilipino) Manny,bakit mo ko ginulpe nang husto noong 9th round ?
Manny : Bobo ! Kasi mali-late na sa party ang mag- ina mo !


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Bolo_Punch wrote:
Teddy Atlas: Manny, why do they call you Pacman ?
Pacquiao : Stuped ! Becus I'm a man,Ef I'm a woman, Thi'll call me Pacwoman !

Floyd Jr. : Manny, why don't you agree to my 14 day blood test demand ?
Pacquiao : Stuped ! That's my menstruation peiod !

Pacfan : Manny,bakit parang takot sa yo si Mayweather Jr.?
Pacquiao : Kasi may dala akong panghilod .

Bobby Pacquiao : Utol, ako na lang kaya lumaban kay Floyd.
Manny : Anu ? Wala namang bayag yun !


Oscar De La Hoya : Hu ! hu ! hu ! Why did you battered me like this ?
Manny : Stuped ! It's better than removing your fishnets !

Bob Arum : ( translation in pilipino ) Manny, sa Dallas tayo lalaban, ha ?
Manny : Anu....? Ang Dallas Dallas mo na nga akong lokohin eh !

Cotto : ( trans.in pilipino) Manny,bakit mo ko ginulpe nang husto noong 9th round ?
Manny : Bobo ! Kasi mali-late na sa party ang mag- ina mo !

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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May bagong kanta si Freddie Aguilar: "ANAK (ng utol ko)." :biglaugh:

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BCngSPC wrote:
May bagong kanta si Freddie Aguilar: "ANAK (ng utol ko)." :biglaugh:



:D what an irony...galit sa mga tumatangkilik sa foreigner...yet her sister patronized foreigners...a lot.. :lol: :lol:


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Luma na ang Erap jokes......mas IN na ngayon ang Pakyaw jokes!!!

Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu anu magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin… “MANKY”......

**************

Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di
lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga 'nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

***************

Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!


ngano man jud nga kung bisaya himuon mang kataw-anan??

panunatana lang???


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:03 pm 
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altron wrote:
BCngSPC wrote:
May bagong kanta si Freddie Aguilar: "ANAK (ng utol ko)." :biglaugh:



:D what an irony...galit sa mga tumatangkilik sa foreigner...yet her sister patronized foreigners...a lot.. :lol: :lol:


napansin mo rin bro.
may pa nasyolismo pang nalalaman, eh yung kapamilya sya pang unang walang spirit ng nationalismo

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:23 pm 
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altron wrote:
BCngSPC wrote:
May bagong kanta si Freddie Aguilar: "ANAK (ng utol ko)." :biglaugh:



:D what an irony...galit sa mga tumatangkilik sa foreigner...yet her sister patronized foreigners...a lot.. :lol: :lol:


Bro, joke thread ito. Walang seriosohan. :biglaugh:

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altron wrote:
BCngSPC wrote:
May bagong kanta si Freddie Aguilar: "ANAK (ng utol ko)." :biglaugh:



:D what an irony...galit sa mga tumatangkilik sa foreigner...yet her sister patronized foreigners...a lot.. :lol: :lol:


cnu ba sis ni international artist na nagbebenta ng kanta freddie aguilar?

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