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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:16 am 
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tiyanak2 wrote:
ulangya... pati ba naman dito ini infiltrate ni zorro?


malala na yan


:lol: :lol: :lol:

`` aba eh kung saan masaya.., di ba...

weeeeh...''

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:20 am 
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zorro05 wrote:
tiyanak2 wrote:
ulangya... pati ba naman dito ini infiltrate ni zorro?


malala na yan


:lol: :lol: :lol:

`` aba eh kung saan masaya.., di ba...

weeeeh...''

:lol: '''

:biglaugh:

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:22 am 
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Eye check

Ben : Doktora, malabo na yata ang mga mata ko.
Doktora : Tingnan mo ang legs ko.
Ben : Wala pa rin ho.
Doktora : Tingnan mo ang panty ko.
Ben : Wala pa rin ho.
Doktora : Loko! Bakit bumubukol ang pantalon mo!? hahahahahaha

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:42 am 
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`` fotang budol-budol yaan...,,

panourin ko sana sa sinehan 'to,, kaso, underage pa aketch nuon...''

'''fotah ka tyanakis..,, tinbits !''

:lol: '''

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:45 am 
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zorro05 wrote:
`` fotang budol-budol yaan...,,

panourin ko sana sa sinehan 'to,, kaso, underage pa aketch nuon...''

'''fotah ka tyanakis..,, tinbits !''

:lol: '''

hahahaha!

himas limas si tanda... nakahimas lang, nalimas lahat ang pera..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:49 am 
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tiyanak2 wrote:
zorro05 wrote:
`` fotang budol-budol yaan...,,

panourin ko sana sa sinehan 'to,, kaso, underage pa aketch nuon...''

'''fotah ka tyanakis..,, tinbits !''

:lol: '''

hahahaha!

himas limas si tanda... nakahimas lang, nalimas lahat ang pera..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

`` wala kasing 'paninindigan...''eh..

:biglaugh: '''

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:59 am 
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ang mahal naman ng bayad noong matanda doon sa budo budol
500 petot kada hawak? :D eh malaki pa halaga ng pera noon.
doon sa huli 3k

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:08 am 
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FunkyDog wrote:
ang mahal naman ng bayad noong matanda doon sa budo budol
500 petot kada hawak? :D eh malaki pa halaga ng pera noon.
doon sa huli 3k

sobrang atat na kasi.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:16 am 
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Juan: …lang kwenta yang kwento mo pare… Ito pakinggan mo. Nakasakay ako sa bus bandang likuran kaninang umaga. Ang tindi siguro ng pag mamahalan nong dalawa. Naglalambingan ,naghahalikan, at kung ano ano pa ang pinagagawa .maya-maya di na nakatiis yong babae inilabas yung suso at sinuso naman nong lalaki.

Pedro: Wow !.. Matindi nga .
Juan:Matindi talaga! Ang babata pa naman.
Pedro: Mga ilang taon pare?
Juan: “Yong babae… mga 18 years old siguro.
Pero yong lalaki mas bata … siguro mga mag dadalawang taon..

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:17 am 
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Masasakit na marinig sa isang babae pag nakaharap sa isang nakahubad na lalake:

1. Mas malalaking tabako ang sinigarilyo ko kesa diyan.
2. Ahhh, ang cute naman.
3. Ano kaya, magyakapan na lang tayo.
4. Nagkunsulta ka na ba sa isang plastic surgeon?
5. Pasayawin mo naman o…
6. Wow, ang laki pa naman ng paa mo.
7. Oh no… biglang sumakit ang ulo ko.
8. Ngayon alam ko na kung bakit napakaganda ng kotse mo.
9. Ano kaya, pag dinilig natin, lalaki yan?
10. Giniginaw ka ba?

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:19 am 
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Phone Bills

Tatay: Laki ng PLDT bills dito sa bahay. i don’t use this phone naman, i use my office phone.
Nanay: Same here. I use my work phone.
Anak: Me too, i use my company phone.
Inday: So what’s the problem? We all use the phone in our work, di ba?

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:20 am 
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Chop Suey

sa isang sikat na restaurant..

Waiter: Ano po order nila, ma'am, sir?
Amo: whole roasted chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano order mo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish sauteed pork and chicken boiled in thick essence of soy sauce & veggies, like carrots, cauliflower, and baguio beans. Sprinkled generously with fine spices and spring onion, generously helping of rootcrop and rice!
Amo: bigyan mo raw ng chopseuy 'tong abnormal na 'to! lagyan mo marang vetsin nang mamatay na!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:29 am 
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COUPLE MAKING LOVE
NGONGO: Muk'a mo mapute!
WIFE: Di naman, ah.
NGONGO: Muk'a mo mapute!
WIFE: Di nga sabi mapute eh!
NGONGO: (shouting) Ang abi ko, MUK'A MO MAPUTE!
(Anak Nagising...)
ANAK: Ma, ang sabi ni papa, "ibuka mo mabute!, naman o,istorbo kayo...! hummppp!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:25 am 
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Panalo tyanak..lakas na tawa ko..sa mga jokes mo..wala ka bang rasyun dyan :D

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:26 am 
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zorro05 wrote:
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`joks lang po...,tabi tabi po....

:mrgreen: '''

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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