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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:40 pm 
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:28 pm 
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`joks lang po...,tabi tabi po....

:mrgreen: '''

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:30 pm 
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LUMAPIT SI MJ SA KAPITBAHAY NG HUMAHANGOS..

MJ: TULONG! TULONG!
KAPITBAHAY: MJ BAKIT? ANONG NGYARI?

MJ: TULUNGAN NYO PO ATE KO PAPATAYIN PO SYA!
KAPITBAHAY: NINO?

MJ: NANG BF NYA!
KAPITBAHAY: HAH? ASAN SILA? PUNTAHAN NATIN!

MJ: NASA CR SILA.
NARINIG KO SI ATE HUMAHANGOS AT UMUUNGOL TAPOS NAGSALITA SYA SABI NYA, "IPUTOK MO NA SAKIN!"
DALIAN PO NATIN BAKA MABARIL ATE KO..

KAPITBAHAY: NYE.. UWIAN NA!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:45 am 
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Kanina natapon yung asukal namin nakita ng isang langgam umalis sya tapos naisip ko na magtatawag ng katulong maghakot ng asukal ginawa ko winalis ko para mag mukha syang sinunggaling.



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:06 pm 
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Romy Nabas wrote:
LUMAPIT SI MJ SA KAPITBAHAY NG HUMAHANGOS..

MJ: TULONG! TULONG!
KAPITBAHAY: MJ BAKIT? ANONG NGYARI?

MJ: TULUNGAN NYO PO ATE KO PAPATAYIN PO SYA!
KAPITBAHAY: NINO?

MJ: NANG BF NYA!
KAPITBAHAY: HAH? ASAN SILA? PUNTAHAN NATIN!

MJ: NASA CR SILA.
NARINIG KO SI ATE HUMAHANGOS AT UMUUNGOL TAPOS NAGSALITA SYA SABI NYA, "IPUTOK MO NA SAKIN!"
DALIAN PO NATIN BAKA MABARIL ATE KO..

KAPITBAHAY: NYE.. UWIAN NA!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

torni wag naman yung ganyan..dapat yung di korni hahahahahahahhahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:26 pm 
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`joks lang po...,tabi tabi po....

:mrgreen: '''

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:25 pm 
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Gamby Sucaldito wrote:
Romy Nabas wrote:
LUMAPIT SI MJ SA KAPITBAHAY NG HUMAHANGOS..

MJ: TULONG! TULONG!
KAPITBAHAY: MJ BAKIT? ANONG NGYARI?

MJ: TULUNGAN NYO PO ATE KO PAPATAYIN PO SYA!
KAPITBAHAY: NINO?

MJ: NANG BF NYA!
KAPITBAHAY: HAH? ASAN SILA? PUNTAHAN NATIN!

MJ: NASA CR SILA.
NARINIG KO SI ATE HUMAHANGOS AT UMUUNGOL TAPOS NAGSALITA SYA SABI NYA, "IPUTOK MO NA SAKIN!"
DALIAN PO NATIN BAKA MABARIL ATE KO..

KAPITBAHAY: NYE.. UWIAN NA!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

torni wag naman yung ganyan..dapat yung di korni hahahahahahahhahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Pakipot.

Aminin mo natawa ka :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:05 am 
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"The secret there is Trillanes' money is spread all throughout the planet. And in his bank accounts,
he has partners," the President said.


"So even if he waives everything there, his co-partners for every bank are Chinese nationals. If they
do not sign a waiver, then you cannot open the account. You can't really open it. And I am sure that
his joint partners are dummies," he added.

Read more: http://www.sunstar.com.ph/manila/local- ... -trillanes
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```achecheeee...'

'''planet, dummies..., parang out his mind, err, world ah...'

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:18 am 
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"Good na ni-release ninyo kasi kung namatay ito sa kamay niyo, mga kaibigan ko,
magkakaroon tayo ng problema," the president said.


`'''achechee...,,para din lang sa mga Mauto grup...'''

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:01 am 
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Trillanes denies earning money from China talks
By Marvin Sy (The Philippine Star) | Updated September 17, 2017 - 12:00am

According to the President, Trillanes started accumulating money during those trips he made as the back-channel negotiator and that he opened bank accounts in various countries including Singapore and Switzerland.

The President said that many of the accounts opened by Trillanes were joint accounts and used names such as Antonio Trillanes, Trillanes Jr., the second and the third so that he could deny ownership of these.

`` weyber-weyber lang yaan...,, weyber ngayun ng mga dutardte's...''

eh mga tsekwa pa uutakan mo sa pera't korapsyun...?

''weeeh.'''


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:11 pm 
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ulangya... pati ba naman dito ini infiltrate ni zorro?


malala na yan


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Walang modong apo. :lol:

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