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Author:  JoeyInCali [ Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:43 pm ]
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punishment to him for sending Pac that I will knock you out gloves.



What's the difference between Oscar and the statue they stood for him at The Staples?

The statue moves side to side better!

ba ra bim!

Author:  Bisshao [ Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:42 pm ]
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sorry bro we dont have any jokes for oscar :lol: for manny we have many :)

Author:  ts2spec [ Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:55 pm ]
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Just posting jokes I've read, enjoy

In preparation for his fight with Manny Pacquiao, Oscar de la Hoya is reportedly having no trouble making 147 pounds. He trimmed off 5 pounds of water weight, and 10 pounds of ego.

Is it just me or does this guy just do enough to competitively lose against superior opponents to cash out huge?

Author:  humpryburn [ Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:49 pm ]
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JoeyInCali wrote:
punishment to him for sending Pac that I will knock you out gloves.



What's the difference between Oscar and the statue they stood for him at The Staples?

The statue moves side to side better!

ba ra bim!



8 one sided rounds including 2 brutal rounds was still, not a punishment for you?
Napaka cariƱo-brutal mo naman bro. :lol:

Author:  seniorchief [ Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:42 pm ]
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OSCAR JUST MAKE VEGAS PEOPLE LOSE MORE MONEY !!!! JOWKS !!!


recessions hits sin city... much earlier than expected.... :biglaugh: :banghead:

Author:  cabanisha [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:24 am ]
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DAMN OYSTERS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  luis_nieva [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:39 am ]
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Quote:
OSCAR JUST MAKE VEGAS PEOPLE LOSE MORE MONEY !!!! JOWKS !!!


Don't worry. Only the millionaires lost more money. Unless you also bet all your properties, your wife and your one and only pedicab.. :)

Author:  TribalPinoy [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:43 am ]
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why was oscar so stationary like the one in staple?

because he is the goldenboy

Author:  TribalPinoy [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:47 am ]
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oscar interview:
do you think you can beat manny if ever you will fight him again?
ODLH: yes, i will not eat oyster i can beat him

Author:  kelgerinortist [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:02 am ]
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HBO 24/7 - ODLH

Oscar: This pill is for the pain on my left foot..

"this pill is for my the pain i will inflict on Pacqiao!!"


After the fight..

Oscar: This pill is for my swollen left cheek ...gosh im not cute anymore huh huh

Author:  RebzNgLA [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:20 am ]
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My favorite Oscar quote during HBO 24/7:

"...mmmmm... the best balls you'll ever have... delicious...mmm"

Author:  dimapasoc23 [ Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:30 am ]
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RebzNgLA wrote:
My favorite Oscar quote during HBO 24/7:

"...mmmmm... the best balls you'll ever have... delicious...mmm"



why did de la hoya cross the road?

because he's trying to get to the other side. :lol:

Author:  stabernsky [ Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:54 am ]
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OSCAR: I THOUGHT IM STILL FIGHTING STEVE FORBES, THE ONLY DIFERENCE IS I CANT SEE HIS PUNCHES NOW..

Author:  fjames [ Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:09 am ]
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Told you not to wear those fish nets.... now everybody knows your gay!! :lol:

Don't worry coach I'll eat some oysters before fight night.... this will make me more MACHO!

Coach I quit!! the oyster didn't work... :cry:

Author:  tvd0904 [ Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:10 am ]
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Before the fight:

Oscar: I'm scared.. I'm really scared of what I can do to Manny..

After the fight:

Oscar: I'm scared of what Manny could inflict to me if I ain't quit my stool...

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